Last Tuesday Every Month

Today is:

Next Run:


GM's 1994- 2021


Hash Oldies Still Hashing...

(Est. 24th May 1994)
Perth, Western Australia:

HOSH HASH is a running/walking/rambling club
that was formed mainly for the over 50's...
We run the last Tuesday of the month at 6.30pm
at different venues around Perth, Western Australia.
Junior members are accepted, but they must be over 45.
Junior members do NOT get a vote,
they only get the experience...
   On On.

We do not stop Hashing because we grow old.
We grow old because we stop Hashing...

Our runs consist of two groups - the runners and walkers. Runs usually originate from the hares place of residence and that person supplies the food. Run fees are $15.00 cash per run that goes towards food and now includes your raffle ticket.

We have two major runs in a year, being our Xmas run and the AGM.

Our committee consists of a Great Grand Master (Re-titled on recommendation of Roo-Ted), On-Sec, 2 Klaxons, Ancestral Advisor, and a Sage. (Well we started off that way. Now we have a few other committee positions, things were getting too much for that lot.)

Because of our ageing years we sit during the circles, tell mainly old people type jokes, take memory pills for forgetfulness and we have a Wellness Report...

oh and of course we drink piss.


Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.




Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

                 You can now get the 'Location of The Next Run' and
the 'Receding Hareline' on your smartphone.

Go to hoshhash.com/mobile/


Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.


Getting old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional...



The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time...




Hosh Hash You Beauty On On


HOSH Hash AGM 2022
 Three Triple Centurions and the 2021/22 GGM.

  HOSH Run 325
 Corona Run 2021  27th June 2021 CANCELLED
Was it the NILE Virus, type C ?

HOSH Run 342
Christmas Run 2022  13th December 2022
 Held at Freah and Woolies Place in Bassendean.

  HOSH Run 313
 Corona Run 2020  31st March 2020 CANCELLED
Where the Bloody Hell are YOU?...

  HOSH Run 300
26th February 2019